I'm totally kidding by the way.
I'm a notorious hater of house plants*. This doesn't make sense to most people as I love plants, right? But I really, really detest them. You will not find a single one in my house. When someone brings me one, I end up killing them. I stick them in a corner in the living room, or some other room where it looks nice and promptly forget about it. Hey wait... maybe I do need this gadget?
*House plants does not include indoor forcing bulbs. Which I love, you can bring me some any time!